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Oddball psychic uses Ouija Board to expose unscrupulous employers.
Sources reveal Local Authority maisonette has “Got That Vibe.”
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Hapless lightweight rewarded for making others visibly uncomfortable
Thieving degenerates reap the benefits of public naivety
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Gallows founders refuse to support loss-making enterprise
Unhinged ramblings pave the way for marital crisis
Desert-based wanderers announce plans to induce the “biggest flood since Noah”
Vocally challenged pop princess confirms our worst fears by showcasing fetish for inanimate metal objects.
True cost of Christmas lights revealed