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Florence Welch Disappoints Fans After Singing In Tune During Public Performance

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DJ Tim Westwood Apalls Fans After Sexist Rant at Gig

Terror Cell Discovered in Nick Grimshaw’s Barnet

Joey Essex Gave Up Life As Top Surgeon To Pursue Career In Sub-par Intelligence


R KELLY REVEALS LOCATION OF THE AFTERPARTY


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JOINT FACEBOOK ACCOUNT COMPLETES MAN’S EMASCULATION

WELSH BOFFINS REVEALS DARK SECRETS BEHIND SHEEP COMMUNICATION


CAMERON REVEALS NEW PLANS FOR SECOND-BORN CHILDREN AFTER CHINA TRIP


Mystic Meg Reveals Dead Celebrities Face Afterlife Jobs Crisis

Oddball psychic uses Ouija Board to expose unscrupulous employers.

Tragedy! “H” From Steps Forced To Rethink Poorly Researched Name Change

STUDENT WHO EXCESSIVELY MOURNED STEVE JOBS NOW COMPLETELY UNBEARABLE


Priest’s Bell-end Given UNESCO Award After Divine Intervention


AFFORDABLE DINING SEES MAN REMOVED FROM INNER CIRCLE


Kim Jong Il To Be Exhumed And Executed For Crimes Against The DPRK


Sources reveal Local Authority maisonette has “Got That Vibe.”

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SKY TV REVEAL PLANS FOR FUNERAL CHANNEL AFTER MANDELA SUCCESS


FESTIVE DELIVERY CRISIS AS SANTA FAILS DISCLOSURE CHECK


Katy Perry's Bath Water Voted The Most Gargleable By Gallows Readership!

Middle-class Scot Who Develops Irish Accent When Drunk Declared World’s Most Pathetic Person


Hapless lightweight rewarded for making others visibly uncomfortable

ROYAL MAIL RELEASES HIGHEST-EVER FESTIVE THEFT STATISTICS

Thieving degenerates reap the benefits of public naivety

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POPULAR WEBSITE DISTANCES ITSELF FROM RESTAURANT AT THE CENTRE OF HORSEMEAT SCANDAL

Gallows founders refuse to support loss-making enterprise

BARELY LEGIBLE MUTTERINGS CAUSE MAN TO QUESTION MARRIAGE

Unhinged ramblings pave the way for marital crisis

BEDOUIN TRIBE LEGALISES GAY MARRIAGE

Desert-based wanderers announce plans to induce the “biggest flood since Noah”

Miley Cyrus Sinks to New Low In Latest Video

Vocally challenged pop princess confirms our worst fears by showcasing fetish for inanimate metal objects.


COUNCILS SLAMMED FOR EXCESSIVE SPENDING ON CELEBRITIES

True cost of Christmas lights revealed